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Joke of the Day
"Me: My stomach hurts. WebMD: You're a kid, trying to get out of something."
Next Joke
"I went to the doctor today. He told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He says, Okay, you're ugly."
"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because their women don't want it unless it's 10% off"
"What's the difference between sex and conversation? You don't know? Well let's go have a discussion..."
"Just found out I've been using my Britta pitcher wrong for the last 2 months #nofilter"
"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date it went OK"
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. They were followed by batman."
"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
"""I'm the world champion of hearing,"" I lied to the girl at the bar. 20 minutes later the real world champion burst in and hit me in the jaw"