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Joke of the Day
"What does a Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"
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"[notices a girl is cold] here take my pants"
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"[restaurant] ME: Excuse me, this alphabet soup tastes funny WAITER: Well it is Comic Sans"
"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."
"How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards? I wub wub wub you...."
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