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Joke of the Day
"My sick friend said a cold never bothered him anyways. I asked him if he wanted to build a snotman"
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"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"
"Google search history: Marawana Marjawana Is there a j in marawana Wheat Wheat for smoking Free wheet"
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other."
"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
"Fords new heated tailgates.. Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold."
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"
"As a guy, it's not that I have anything against psychiatric wards... I'm just afraid of commitment."
"Bacon causes cancer. Canadian bacon apologizes."
"The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils."