20166
Joke of the Day
"Bacon causes cancer. Canadian bacon apologizes."
Next Joke
"The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'No Whey!' I said"
"Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! #HappyBirthdayBob"
"Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business? Their vineyard will produce every varietal of wine... except ports."
"What do you call an overpriced castration? A divorce."
"What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is sick bird."
"Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester... And that's just the first guy."
"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"
"Never date a baker They're too kneady"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven One looks to the other and says ""man it's hot in here"" The other looks back and says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""