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Joke of the Day

"Fords new heated tailgates.. Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold."

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"People who type ""First!"" in comment boxes will also be first in line to hell."
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"Why are planes strong? Because they can LIFT"