20205

Joke of the Day

"The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils."

"Imagine my surprise when I found out ""restraining order"" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up."

"Must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living."

"My friend got attacked by a bear recently It was really grizzly."

"If you feel like your parents didn't hug you enough as a child then it's probably because they didn't really want you. Good talk."

"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"

"Do you know why they put cotton balls in the top of prescription bottles? To remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."

"The baby daddies on 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom should be used to test air bags."

"*jumping on a trampoline* What do you mean you want full custody?"