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Joke of the Day

"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"

"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"

"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."

"What do you call an Arabic woman being double penetrated? A sandbitch"

"Think bobcats prefer to be called robertcats?"

"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page"

"""Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."" -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby."

"OMG IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!! ~ My dog every time I use a broom"