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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris died yesterday. He's fine today."
Next Joke
"Being a teacher is great, I only work a half day 12 hours/day. Thank you, don't forget to tip your TA, I'll be here all week (M-F except Federal Holiday) folks!"
"Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery."
"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"
"If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."
"Why should you never mess with an angry dysentery patient? They lose their shit over the smallest things!"
"I was asked to grade Caitlyn Jenner I went with a D-"
"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."" *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""
"What comes after a farting competition? Farty!"