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Joke of the Day
"Which rapist was a famous mathematician? Bill cos(b)"
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"Even after repeated search attempts, the atom couldn't find its lost electron... Yet, on the brighter side, it remained positive."
"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."
"What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese? Rastafriedrice"
"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad"
"The only nation I will ever rule is.... Procrastination."
"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""
"Well if you cant buy babys at Babys R Us what in the world do they sell?"
"How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [DATA EXPUNGED]"
"News to me: When they wash your hair after a haircut, it's considered rude to say ""your breasts smell like a ham sandwich""."