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Joke of the Day

"TIL A new study shows that women drivers often turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver, look out for women drivers."

"Your mama is so dirty Her crabs have dirt bike races."

"I resolve that in 2010 I will kick my procrastination habit in 2011."

"Whats the difference between to dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke. (Heard this from somebody in my class today)"

"What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner? Carbon dating."

"Pet Insurance Hey baby. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to destroy your pussy!"

"What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu"

"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? ( say it out loud )"

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb None. It's a hardware issue"