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Joke of the Day
"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"
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"""Wanna hear a chemistry joke?"" ""Na, man, I'm good."" ""Wow, you didn't have to get salty over it."" (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)"
"The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands."
"What do you call a fruit that won't get married? A Cantaloupe."
"A cowboy walks into a German car convention... He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her and says, ""Audi"""
"When you get turned on by the idea of the government watching you masturbate That's just you feeling Illumi-naughty."
"*Buys a bunch of wooden letters* Cashier: Feeling crafty? Me: Nope, just trying to make a name for myself."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might me a little to get hard, I just got laid by some chick. EDIT: ""take me a little while"""
"I have sex with my girlfriend and her twin. How do I tell them apart? Her brother has a moustache."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession with Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn't even matter."