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Joke of the Day

"What did the type setter sing while he worked? I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"

"what do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."

"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"

"I always sigh and say ""I love you,"" followed by a long silent pause just to see how bad telemarketers really want the sale."

"Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning... Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes"

"When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here."

"*Puts down phone* OH MY GOD I HAVE ANOTHER HAND!"

"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I can't goat my dick in your ass."

"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."

"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."