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Joke of the Day
"Meth addicts gets all their drug money from the tooth fairy."
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"An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. ""How did you get here?"" he asked. And the new angel replied ""Flu..."""
"I was shocked to find out that 35% of America's prison population is white. Surely we don't need that many guards."
"Amy's Baking Company"
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."
"[creating the armadillo] GOD: I want a half turtle, ANGEL: Okay G: Half pig, A: Okay, I'm on it- G: Half anteater A: ...Are u drunk G: Very"
"Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my ""M"" back..... you know, since you're not using it. Sincerely, _usic"
"My 6yo's homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!"
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"Women are kinda like engines. You gotta show them a little TLC to get all your money's worth out of them, and every now you have to choke them to get them to turnover."