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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with a parachute on his back."
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"When you go to the dentist, Reddit... Don't cheetohn your diet!"
"Four gay men walk into a bar and there's only one available stool. What do they do? Flip the stool over."