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Joke of the Day
"You guys ever try boiled pasta? It's not as crunchy but it's alright"
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"What did the SS officer say after having his eye shot out? I can nazi."
"What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? Your mother."
"I just found out I'm colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green. (Courtesy of a family member)"
"*opens facebook messenger* *sips mtn dew twice* *strokes neckbeard* *begins typing* Sorry abt ur mom dying Tis a shame Btw ur attractive"
"Me: *trying to be cool* Scotch Bartender: Preference? Me: *nervously* hop Bartender: Bout time! *breaks out sidewalk chalk*"
"What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? His gross interest."
"Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route."
"What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!"
"Rotisseries are making chickens roll over in their graves."