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Joke of the Day

"You guys ever try boiled pasta? It's not as crunchy but it's alright"

"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I do have a joke about circumcision, but I'll need to cut it short."

"911: What is your emergency? Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"What did the tree say to the lumberjack? I'm falling for you"

"My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan"

"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."

"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"

"Wanna know the best part about being in 10 year long marriages? Having sex with a different woman every year."