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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
Next Joke
"Why are a German vegetarians pessimists? Because they always fear the wurst."
"What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water? An egg in a duck."
"""U put on suntan lotion?"" ""No"" ""Youll get sunburned!"" *sun descends, his voice echoes loudly* ""NICE BICEPS BRO, UR LIL SISTER LOAN EM TO U?"""
"[Walking into the gym Jan 1st] Trainer: Hello! This is a great life change you're making. Me: [confused] This used to be an Olive Garden.."
"What's a three letter word for Hell? DMV."
"Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is"
"Why can't Irishmen be lawyers? They can never get past the bar."
"A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head."
"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."