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Joke of the Day

"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"

"What's the difference between a Toaster and Hitler? A toaster can only burn two things at once."

"""Nope, there is no i in team."" -Pat Sajak, accidentally giving away the puzzle"

"I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd"

"How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Slap a nipple on it."

"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border."

"A hipster coffee shop would be a terrible idea. Everyone would burn their tongues because they would drink the coffee before it was cool."

"Cans I work in a can recycling factory. My job is to crush cans. I don't enjoy it. It's soda pressing."

"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."