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Joke of the Day

"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru. It's like he's saying: ""I'm better than youbut not by much."""

"The Sun's probably Asian."

"A list as long as my arm.. I have a list as long as my arm of why I wish my mother never took thalidomide"

"You know what's better than having roses on your piano? Having tulips on your organ!"

"*Unplugs your smart car to charge phone"

"HI MOM. YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PROUD. I JUST WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET. Sorry caps lock was still on from the argument. But I won."

"Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on"

"Why did Satan need life alert? Because he had fallen, and could not get back up."

"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam"