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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter."

"Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn't run, ewok-ed."

"This midlife crisis has a lot less bank heists and high speed car chases than I had imagined."

"There were nine sides, but after one left they got closer. We will always remember their prime, even if it is now Octogone"

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives"

"He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying."

"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""

"It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. "

"According to my mate 3 genders exist. Female Male And mental illness"