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Joke of the Day
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"Dating websites I was on eharmony last night, why did it ask my height in inches?"
"How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree? You talk to him!"
"Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10."
"How do you call blue cow? Freak.."
"I treat you like a son But you treat me like a son of a bitch! Made me laugh for 5 mins when I heard it lol"
"Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance? To avoid monkey suits"
"To all the Moms: ""Happy Mothers Day""! And to all the Dads: ""Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers""!!"
"In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive?"
"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."