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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree? You talk to him!"

"There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt."

"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it"

":# <--- emoticon for ""I'm eating a brillo pad"""

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."

"What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy? Abort mission!"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus depot filled with old people, and a crab with DD boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean."

"What do you call a guy with 4 penises who can breathe underwater? Aquatic."

"Some people say they have a hamster on a wheel in their head. I have 4 squirrels fighting over an acorn."

"How big is a circum? One of my friends said his dick was circumcised, and I was curious how big those are."