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Joke of the Day

"I treat you like a son But you treat me like a son of a bitch! Made me laugh for 5 mins when I heard it lol"

"(NSFW)Dating is not easy for gay men... everyone is either an asshole or a dick."

"Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark."

"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."

"Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over"

"Sometimes when people talk to me, I scream and beat my chest. It not only establishes dominance, but tells them to go away."

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"""You are what you eat"" I chant furiously, shoving another roach in my mouth. Mushroom clouds keep growing in the distance"

"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."

"You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish"