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Joke of the Day
"In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive?"
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"So I've been thinking the world's getting more pessimistic... What do you fucking retards think?"
"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"
"What's a neckbeard's favorite pokemon? M'champ"
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite arcade game? PAC-Man."
"Did you know there's a type of spider that eats snails and uses the shell as armor to attack birds? That's not true. I'm sorry."
"Empty brain A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's because your feet aren't empty."
"""What's your name?"" ""Dave Fucking Smith"" ""Do you have Tourette's, Dave?"" ""No, but the vicar at my christening did."""
"What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a tree? My Penis."