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Joke of the Day
"To all the Moms: ""Happy Mothers Day""! And to all the Dads: ""Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers""!!"
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"Pigs CAN fly... They just gotta pay for two seats."
"Kids are great. They are the ultimate proof that you, at one point of your life, pleasured a woman. On an unrelated note, would you like to see a picture of my 12 kids?"
"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."
"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."
"A girl to her friend... ""isn't that guy hot? I am gonna ask him out"" ""he doesn't look good when he laugh"" - said the other girl ""don't worry, he won't laugh anymore"""
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"
"When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this... Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? A: To get to the same side!"
"Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with the skill of an NFL replacement referee."
"If NASA are ever going to send someone to mars to collect water samples, They're going to have to planet very carefully!"