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Joke of the Day

"Woman across from me will NOT shut up about her where she works. Ugh, I hate job interviews."

"I'm straight, but I'm not ""wouldn't spoon with George Clooney"" straight."

"Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night... She stood him up."

"Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches ""It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"""

"What is the male cover band of The Cranberries called? Boysenberries"

"You sister said she had to take you socks because she has none You realize your cum socks are all gone.."

"What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers? Russell."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"

"What do you call a spring break whore... ... a slip inside"

"What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you."