77687
Joke of the Day
"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"
Next Joke
"A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night. It was an under covers pie."
"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team"
"Intellectual Property Carpe TM."
"Hummingbirds I finally found out why hummingbirds hum They don't know the lyrics."
"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."
"When is my wifes favorite day for sex? Tomorrow"
"I don't know why people are upset about the Florida night club incident. I would love to get free shots at my local bar!"
"*walking into our new house* ME: Whaddya say we christen our new home? HER: *giggling* OK *later, flinging holy water* ME: GET OUT GHOSTS"
"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""