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Joke of the Day

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"People only hate jury duty because they have to go to a courthouse. Let em stay home and they'll tweet who's guilty all day."

"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."

"What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack? The babies in my nutsack are still living."

"Breaking news: Trump has fallen into a wishing well. I am as surprised as you are. I had no idea they actually worked."

"What do you call an awkward questioner? I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God."

"Why did the bacteriologist quit her job? She hated being microbe-managed."

"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."

"My dad found an Altoid tin in his attic and told me it was worth over $400. He said it was worth so much because it was in mint condition."

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam."