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Joke of the Day
"Hummingbirds I finally found out why hummingbirds hum They don't know the lyrics."
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"What do sperm and politicians have in common? About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human."
"What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza? A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four"
"If you want to know who is really man's best friend, Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you."
"I went into a haunted house today. All the ghosts ejaculated on my face. It was a bookkake."
"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home"
"12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!"
"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."
"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in."""
"Cow joke What's wrong with Bessie? She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis"