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Joke of the Day

"Intellectual Property Carpe TM."

"What do you call a cow who has just had an abortion? De-calf-inated"

"Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange."

"4-year-old: What does God smell like? Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese?"

"""Mom, where did people come from?"" ""God created us"" ""But Dad said we came from monkeys"" ""Dad told you about his side of the family. I am telling you about mine"""

"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"

"I should go outside and enjoy the amazing weather but my computer cord isn't long enough."

"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."

"What do US Jews call Santa? Sennah."

"Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!"