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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm allergic to cats. They give me stomach aches."
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"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies!"
"What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro? I don't have a Camaro...."
"I just had the worst blowjob ever it was fantastic"
"What is a soup-lover's favorite sport? Bowling"
"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."
"Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."
"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""
"How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself? She hides inside a flower and waits for a butterfly to extend its proboscis."
"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"