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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."

"I'm so torn on circumcision. I mean, you're either foreskin or against it."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"

"What did the samurai do...? Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku."

"""WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES"" - Worms"

"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."

"What is green and goes backwards at 1000 miles per hour/ (Snorts)"

"Racing snail. My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish."

"If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut."

"Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive."