24999
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro? I don't have a Camaro...."
Next Joke
"Q: What do you do with a green monster? A: Wait until it ripens."
"How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables? He tells them to ""Give Peas a Chance"""
"How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive? One terrorbyte."
"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."
"My grandpa said ur generation relies too much on technology! I said, "" no your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then... I unplugged his life support"
"Best technique for screwing a fattie... Flip through her rolls until you smell shit, then just flip back one."
"The reason why I am single. Watching batman vs superman with gf. Suddenly wonder women's entry, instant boner. Gf ask wtf is that. I replied dark knight rises"
"Hard to believe the American flag is truly patriotic when the American flag itself doesn't wear an American flag pin."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face."