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Joke of the Day

"I just had the worst blowjob ever it was fantastic"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group is thinking of joining a 10k and I really don't like them."

"What is Godzilla's favorite fruit? Squash."

"I like my women like I like my steak pink in the middle but not bleeding."

"Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."

"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."

"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."

"You know what they say: once you go blank Shit i forgot what i was gonna say"

"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches."