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Joke of the Day

"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"

"Mars: ""hello."" Me: ""Is your water running."" Mars: ""yes."" Me: ""WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!"""

"Optimus Prime partially clothed ... Semi-nude."

"How do you tell which truck is the mail truck? It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day."

"""There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth. ...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."""

"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"

"My Dogs name is... My dogs name is Jesus because I am still waiting for him to come back"

"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"

"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism"

"Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel... Links in the description."