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Joke of the Day

"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"

"I got a joke for you. [The Bush Adminstration.]( http://youtu.be/92bEu7sQ5_Q)"

"From a Latin FAQ Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** (""I eat""), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative."

"My girlfriend's got conjunctionitis It makes her 'ands swell up"

"I'm 27, my BF is 37. Is 10 years too much of an age gap? 'cause his son is 17 and really hot."

"Why did Hitler's SS soldiers love animals? They were all veteran aryans"

"What do you call a little polish boat? A Jetski."

"Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele? About fifty pounds"

"How many roads must a man walk? 42."

"MY WEDDING: tetris theme plays as i slowly inch down the aisle, trying to perfectly fit my finger in the ring"