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Joke of the Day

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies!"

"If jerk chicken could talk, what would it say? ""Fuck-ooooff, fuck-ooooff, FUCK-OFF!!!"""

"One day I'm going to cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"

"Went to a public park and my 4yo was like, ""Is this Disney World?!"" The answer is yes and I'll cut anyone who tells her differently."

"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."

"Hi I am an NSA employee Tell me anything."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? About halfway. ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out..."

"I'd make an excellent cavewoman because I can finger paint and light fires."

"How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8"

"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."