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Joke of the Day

"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""

"Responsive web designers who date online... ...never specify height. Just width."

"Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after midnight Me: Sure no problem Doctor: Not white wine Me:"

"Why did Renault name a car ""Le Car""? So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work."

"I want a kiss cam at my funeral"

"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"

"it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager"

"What do you do when your wife starts smoking? Slow down and apply lube"

"The forest animals are about to rip me apart but suddenly they back off. Hillary Clinton emerges from the trees. The animals bow their heads"

"The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died."