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Joke of the Day

"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"

"I had to tell my toddler not to step on the baby. Four times. All my grandchildren from her will be cats."

"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"

"How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer? Someone has written on the white-out."

"If you were a stand-up comic, and you're doing a show for a family at a funeral. What would you're opening line be? Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!"

"Sorry I have byslexia..."

"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."

"I could be wearing a onesie right now, you don't know."

"*Action movie guy gets shot 3 times* It's nothing, I'll be fine. *gets shot a 4th time* Wow ok, that last one, ok whoooooo."

"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead"