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Joke of the Day

"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"

"A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed."

"My dad is ""looks for fettucini in the Ethnic Foods aisle"" years old."

"A lost & found note as a gesture of goodwill. Whoever lost a Rolex I report ""the time now is 20 minutes after seven"""

"All women are crazy but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live."

"A man gets into an accident in which both his ring fingers are cut off. Needless to say, his wife was shocked."

"Did you know diarrhea is a genetic disorder? It runs in your jeans."

"Selling an improved autocorrect? Shut up and take my monkey."

"I have a knock knock joke. You start."

"My wife said I'm not manly I told her she hurt my feelings and I'm going to go cry in a corner."