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Joke of the Day
"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"
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"A murder A man walks into a crowded bar, pulls out a knife, and murders another man. Then he walked out. * I bet you laughed, this joke is a *killer*"
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement."
"How does Google translate ""ten dead American cops"" into any other language? \_()_/ "
"*makes sure kids are asleep* *walks out to car* *slowly unwraps candy bar* *hears knock on window* *puts head down* *hands it to them*"
"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""
"Dirty: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying ""I love you"" to his Own Wife !!!"
"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"