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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I have byslexia..."

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"8:00am on a Saturday morning and my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Now he looks really funny covered in paint balls"
"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"
"Mountains are funny. They're hill areas."
"I was carrying some spaghetti as I walked past a priest.. You could say I moved some pasta past a pastor."
"How do crows know what time is it? They have the knights watch ."
"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"
"What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? Relative humidity"
"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."
"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."