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Joke of the Day
"I could be wearing a onesie right now, you don't know."
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"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""
"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Yup, from HIMYM, but I believe in the episode Barney asked, ""What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"""
"I just climbed a mountain of fish, or you could say... I scaled it."
"In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money."
"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb"
"What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer? The wheelchair"
"I've never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo."
"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck."
"You ever heard the joke about the sandwich?.... ...I heard it was full of bologna"