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Joke of the Day

"If you were a stand-up comic, and you're doing a show for a family at a funeral. What would you're opening line be? Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!"

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"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."
"I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots. It's called Psychoceramics."
"people think theyre so smart for shopping around for good deals, but you know whats more fun than researching prices? having expensive stuff"
"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for School?! Bison"
"I'm getting my wife's name tattooed on my penis So I can keep beating her long after she's gone (I'm so sorry)"
"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ? Because its two tyred"
"What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common? For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house."
"Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week. Republicans are already planning to shoot it down."
"Mr. and Mrs. Needle were so proud of their son when he grew up to be an upstanding citizen. While growing up, he was a little prick."