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Joke of the Day
"Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!"
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"Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him."
"There are two kinds of people in this world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete statement,"
"Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL."
"A dad walks into a zoo.. A dad walks into a zoo. He sees the only animal is a dog and says ""Well, this is a shitzu"""
"How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want? Tentickles."
"My wife said she'd like another baby... ... I agreed, the one we have is fucking annoying!"
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"If your bio says ""Producer, entrepreneur, DJ, & businessman"" I'm assuming you misspelled ""Lives with Mom, works at McDonalds."""
"Condom bursts are like Hillary Clinton's e-mails. You can try to neclect it, but everybody knows it's yours."