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Joke of the Day

"I've heard so many drunken Irish jokes, it's gettin' old... ...not everyone's a drunkard in me ~~Publin~~ Dublin."

"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."

"So a redditor walked into a bar... Just kidding, they just sit on reddit and read these lame jokes."

"Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snowblower."

"I'm going to attempt to dehydrate myself for the depravity contest. I hope I win thirst prize."

"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."

"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me She said no both times."

"I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it."