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Joke of the Day

"So a redditor walked into a bar... Just kidding, they just sit on reddit and read these lame jokes."

"Silly Americans. The national pastime of Tahiti is making love, but we, silly fools, picked baseball."

"I take my wife out everywhere... except that she keeps coming back!"

"Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE? Neighbour: Get out of my house! Me: You're not even guessing."

"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."

"If you really love someone never let them out your basement."

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"

"Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains! Well that's more of a mental health issue, I'm not really qualified to help you."

"[FIRST DATE] Me, opening mouth seductively: ""And this is where I burned my tongue on pizza, and this is where I burned my tongue on fries, a"

"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"