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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."
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"What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad? Mediyolkre."
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"What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming"
"*wear sunscreen* *go up to a guy named Ray and punch him in the nose* *now laugh because sunscreen protects you from ultra violent Rays*"
"I don't believe Trump when he says he doesn't smoke In the past 2 months I've seen him smoke 2 Cubans."
"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"
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"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."