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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."
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"She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically."
"Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling."
"Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security."
"My version of ""Free hugs"" is a sign hung around my neck that says ""Ewww, get the fuck away from me."""
"`Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service."
"Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post."
"I was wondering when the sun would come up... and then it dawned on me."
"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"
"My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified."