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Joke of the Day
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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"Famous last words (silence)"
"Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker? Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light."
"Did you guys hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"Why can't you trick an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday"
"Best Blonde Joke Ever [Best Blonde Joke Ever](http://www.plainjanegames.com/funstuff/bestblondejoke.htm) Oldie but a goodie."
"I didn't realize how cold it was outside today... ... until I saw socialists with their hands in their own pockets"
"I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA."
"A guy wire is holding a pole... ...the pole is 10 meters tall, the wire makes a 48^o angle from the ground and the very tip is 7 meters from the pole. How long until the feminists arrive?"
"*calls Rosetta Stone* Yes hi I was wondering if you had a course on body language *my friend choking on buffalo wings clutches his throat*"