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Joke of the Day

"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."

"Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."

"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest. The boy says to the man ""I'm scared."" The man says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks."

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""

"Morning wood starts the best fire."

"Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny? It just makes cents."

"What's blue, and smells like red paint? Blue paint"