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Joke of the Day
"How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
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"*Action movie guy gets shot 3 times* It's nothing, I'll be fine. *gets shot a 4th time* Wow ok, that last one, ok whoooooo."
"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"
"Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean."
"I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend. I'm constantly treading on eggshells. Which she also doesn't approve of."
"A guy told me this one in class today.... What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken Christopher Reeve"
"a dog pisses on an ant... and the ant says ""hey watch it!"" and the dog says ""i don't have a watch"""
"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."
"What is it called when two little people get divorced? Daworfed"