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Joke of the Day
"How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
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"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"
"I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't"
"I want to marry the smell of gasoline and have little gasoline smelling kids with it and spend the rest of my days smelling my family."
"Q: How does the queen bee get around her hive? A: She's throne."
"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."
"""What does the fox say?"" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to."
"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? [They're all gone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwDgz053PI)"
"I'm sorry. I had your Sharona confused with mine."
"I nearly got fired from my job as a roofer on the first day when I was caught masturbating. But my boss said I could wipe the slate clean."