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Joke of the Day
"How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
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"I had a friend who thoroughly hated music... He left no tone unspurned."
"nurse: are you allergic to any medicine? me: laughter nurse: hahaha. OH MY GOD- me [face swelling up]: i thold thou."
"ANGEL: the humans need a model for how they should treat you... GOD: [creates dog] ANGEL: ...and for how they actually do GOD: [creates cat]"
"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!"
"It's hard dating with OCD... ...every time my girlfriend gets turned on, I have to turn her off again."
"if anyone tels u ""evryday is a gift, thats why its caled the present"" just say ""evryday begins in sadness, thats why its caled the mourning"""
"Does anyone know watt is the unit for power?"
"Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing ""my money is on cancer every time"" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail."
"What would the news headline be if virginity could be restored? Unfucking Believable?"