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Joke of the Day

"If you're going through Hell, keep going."

"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."

"Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers."

"A man is getting head from his wife... ...and tells her that he wants to cum in her ear. ""I'll go deaf!"" she says. ""Yeah? Well I always cum in your mouth, but you never shut the fuck up!"""

"Was playing the piano and the cover fell on my hands Have not been feeling myself since."

"I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton."

"America healthcare system"

"We all know the old saying ""I named my dick 'The Truth' cause bitches can't handle it..."" I call mine ""The Plea Bargain"" cause ladies only take it as a last resort."

"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"