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Joke of the Day
"If you're going through Hell, keep going."
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"Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking? The ashes reminds them of their parents."
"I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi... and a few other asian words."
"What makes a software developer feel rich? Their Cache"
"Ghost me would do the same stuff as alive me. Howl. Wander. Stand in front of the fridge and stare at all the food I'm not allowed to eat."
"Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."
"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."
"I have a joke about California's drought. But it's pretty dry."
"What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid."
"When you accidentally type ""me"" instead of ""my"" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun."