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Joke of the Day

"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!"

"So a jewish boy walks into a bar mitzvah"

"Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo"

"Teacher: You seem very well read have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm I've got red hair !"

"I promised to stop making dirty jokes But it's hard..so hard."

"A philosopher asked, ""what's worse, ignorance or apathy?"" The pupil replied, "" I don't know, and I don't care!"""

"Why is revenge a dish best served cold? Because it's just-ice"

"My wife and I decided not to have kids The kids are taking it pretty hard"

"My wife says that all she wants is an attentive lover...... ...or maybe it was a tent of lovers. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention."

"Congress always makes me feel nostalgic for college when I waited for the last minute to do shitty work and blame anyone but myself."